pps: te iub shine( a lu' april care te iub mai mult ca mine:D)
Ladies and gentlemen, i proudly introduce to you Mrs Kebab! So, Mrs Kebab, first question:
1. What are you actually?
A sandwich, usually made out of different types of meat and a veriety of souces and salads. My real name is Döner kebab.
2. Are you undercover or something like that? Have any reasons of hiding your identity?
Oh, no, but people usually remember just the word kebab and forget about the other one.
3. Oh, i see. Is there any difference?
Actually, it is, because kebab referes to grilled meat in general, that’s what the word originally ment. In turkey at least.
4. And where do you come from?
Middle East, Africa, Central Asia and South Asia.
5. But what are your origins?
Turkey, the Middle ages more exaclty.
6. But what is the situation like today?
In Modern Turkey, i’m served in diverse ways as main courses or street snack.
7. This sounds really interesting.
Well, it is actually, have quite a history behind.
8. So, how would you like to be eaten? With or without ketchup?
With ketchup, of course, i like ketchup, or chilli. Chilli is good.
9. What about the person that’s eating you? What do you think? Would you rather be eaten by a thin person or a fat ore?
Rather a thin person really,don’t like big bellies.
10. Would you participate to a kebab eating contest and be the judge?
No, i just couldn’t bare the carnage.
11. And i heard you wanted to run for kebab president.
Yea, it’s true, i want to be the first female kebab president in history.
12. Do you think you will win?
Yea, i am pretty confident actually, i want to win the campaign. It’s descriminating what’s going on in policy these days.
13. Why do you say this?
Because no kebabs ever voted a female for president.
14. Humans are pretty much the same really.
Yea, i know, it’s a pitty.
15. But what about that western you were talking about in People Magasine?
Ah, yea, i’m pround to make it official that i’ll be playing a role next to Chuck Norris.
16. What role?
I will be eaten by him. But of course, i will have a stunt man, it’s rather too extreme for me.
17. i hope it will be a succes. What do you think?
i’m not very sure, but i’m optimistic and hoping for the best.
18. But one thing it for sure, you have a bright career ahead of you.
Yes, i have, and i wanna make the best out of it.
19. You’re surelly pround of this. But let me ask you a more personal question. Do ypu have children?
Yes, i have, i have 10 little kebabs running around the fastfood.it’s so hard being the woman of the house.
20. But what about your husband?
He’s long gone.
21. Oh, i’m so sorry.
It’s ok, they come and they go all the time, i’m used to it already.
22. With this having been said, i wish you good luck and a good night.
Thank you.
ps: intrebarile sunt facute de Andra (flower of flesh) dar eu i-am dat idea si link-ul de la wikipedia...
pps:puteti rade si voi!!!:*
